The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)
Joker's Millions (1998)
Sam McMurray: Ernie
Quotes
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Ernie : Hey boss. Why didn't you buy Harley a ticket out of the bin too?
The Joker : Now, now, Ernie. Mustn't be too extravagant. besides, it's cheaper to hire a new one.
[Walking among a row of "Harley candidates"]
The Joker : Too fat. Too small. Too old.
The Joker : [takes a good look at Paul Dini, dressed in a Harley Quinn outfit] ... No.
Paul Dini : Darn!
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The Joker : If I don't pay my taxes, I'll go to jail. But if I admit Barlowe duped me, I'll look like a fool!
Ernie : Maybe you can raise the cash by pulling one of your classic routines, like them laughing fish.
The Joker : [patting him on the head, sarcastically] Good idea, Ernie. Let's let Batman know I did it so he can kick my keister right back into Arkham!
[pushing him away]
The Joker : Dope.
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Batman : [to one of Joker's henchmen] Why the disguise, Ernie? Where is he?
Ernie : I don't know what you're talking about!
The Penguin : He can't threaten my guests.
Batman : Let me jog your memory.
[sounds of a splash and Ernie gurgling, followed by a toilet flushing; Penguin creeps away]
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Fake Harley : Hey, Mr. G, this money looks weird.
The Joker : What do you mean?
[taking it]
The Joker : It's a plain old stack of 100s. See? There's Ben Franklin's chubby little...
[taking a closer look]
The Joker : What? King Barlowe?
[going to another stack]
The Joker : He's on this stack. And this one!
Fake Harley : He's on every one of these 1000s.
The Joker : I don't understand.
Ernie : [showing him a videocassette] Hey, boss. I found this.