The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)

Judgment Day (1998)

Kevin Conroy: Batman, Bruce Wayne, Henchman

Quotes 

• Batman : I thought I'd better find you before the Judge did.

  Two-Face : Don't do me any favors!

• J. Carroll Corcoran : Please, in the name of humanity.

  Henchman : Sorry. The boss has to show your pal he won't be pushed around.

  J. Carroll Corcoran : I'll give you the money. There's even more. Just let me go.

  Henchman : And two-time Two-Face? Right.

• Batman : [examining the Judge's gavel]  See these holes? Something was attached here.

  Alfred Pennyworth : A plaque?

  Batman : Exactly.

  Alfred Pennyworth : Then it's some kind of trophy.

  Batman : [running a search]  There. The Marshall Award. Presented every year by the Bar Association to a judge or district attorney for distinguished service. Here's a list of winners. Recognize any names?

  Alfred Pennyworth : Good Lord!

• Two-Face : Where's the Judge?

  J. Carroll Corcoran : I don't know!

  Two-Face : [slapping him]  You shouldn't yell at your constituents. I'll give you one more chance.

  J. Carroll Corcoran : I'm telling the truth! I don't know where to find the Judge. He comes to me. He calls me. That's the way it works! Honest!

  Two-Face : What do you think?

  Henchman : I believe him.

  Henchman : Yeah.

  Two-Face : The jury has spoken. But even if you can't find him, you can still help me send him a message.

  [flipping his coin, which comes up on the bad side] 

  Two-Face : You know what to do, boys.

• Alfred Pennyworth : So let me understand this. In reaction to Two-Face, Harvey Dent created a third personality. One that would fight crime. A personality so separate, he even tried to kill himself without knowing it.

  Bruce Wayne : That's how the Judge knew about the escape hatch in Two-Face's apartment. He knew everything about Two-Face, except that he was Two-Face.

• Batman : Where's the Judge?

  J. Carroll Corcoran : Oh, darn. You just missed him. And he keeps forgetting to leave his number.

  Batman : I'm bringing him in, Corcoran.

  J. Carroll Corcoran : What's the matter, Batman? Feeling threatened?

  Batman : He's going to kill someone.

  J. Carroll Corcoran : Who? Two-Face? Killer Croc? You think anyone cares?

  [Batman remains stone-faced] 

  J. Carroll Corcoran : I'll tell you what people care about. The revolving door at Arkham that keeps sending these freaks back on the street! Not that I'm criticizing your work, mind you. You've done a heck of a job.

  [Batman glances at the hand on his shoulder, which Corcoran removes] 

  J. Carroll Corcoran : Really great. But these days, people want results. They want closure. They want...

  [seeing Batman is gone] 

  J. Carroll Corcoran : [satisfied]  I think he got my point.

• J. Carroll Corcoran : What are you waiting for? They were going to murder me!

  The Judge : Who are you to judge? You pose as a defender of the law, while secretly stealing from the very people you swore to protect.

  J. Carroll Corcoran : No, you got it wrong.

  The Judge : And then you lie to the Judge.

  [just as he's about to strike down Corcoran with his sword, a batarang knocks it out of his hands] 

  Batman : Good thing I came back to see you, Corcoran. I have some news about your hero.