The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)
Judgment Day (1998)
Malachi Throne: The Judge, Bartender
Quotes
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The Judge : Is there no honor among thieves, Mr. Cobblepot? And you're worse than a thief. Trafficking in stolen goods.
The Penguin : I don't know who you are, sir, but I assure you, my transactions were all legitimate. You see, I had no actual knowledge that the items were stolen. Given that, I don't see how the law can touch me.
The Judge : I am the law... and I find you guilty!
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The Judge : May heaven have mercy on your souls, Two-Face. Both of them.
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The Judge : You are accused of murder... mayhem... manslaughter. How do you plead?
Killer Croc : You're nuts!
[Dives away from The Judge]
The Judge : You can't escape justice.
Killer Croc : Watch me!
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J. Carroll Corcoran : What are you waiting for! They were going to murder me!
The Judge : Who are you to judge? You pose as a defender of the law while secretly stealing from the very people you swore to protect.
J. Carroll Corcoran : No! You've got it wrong!
The Judge : And then you lie to the Judge!
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The Judge : Batman, I hold you in contempt!
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J. Carroll Corcoran : These police files weren't easy to come by, but I believe they'll be invaluable to your crusade. You understand, of course, I can't be connected to them.
The Judge : Then why are you doing this?
J. Carroll Corcoran : The people like you, Judge. My polls have shot up ten points since endorsing you. I figure if Gordon can have his hero, why can't I have mine? You knock a few heads, I go home with my hands clean. Everybody's happy.
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J. Carroll Corcoran : Yes, yes. I can understand your frustration.
The Judge : It's the second time Batman has interfered. I'm going to have to deal with him.
J. Carroll Corcoran : Well, let's not get too rambunctious. I got a primary next week. The last thing I need is the good guys in a slap fight.
[the Judge hangs up; as papers flutter across his desk, he sees Batman come in through the window]
J. Carroll Corcoran : Ah, speak of the devil.
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The Judge : [fighting Batman] We haven't adjourned yet.
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The Judge : [during a fight, Killer Croc falls off a bridge] Court is adjourned.
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The Judge : It's about time someone threw the book at you.
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J. Carroll Corcoran : What are you waiting for? They were going to murder me!
The Judge : Who are you to judge? You pose as a defender of the law, while secretly stealing from the very people you swore to protect.
J. Carroll Corcoran : No, you got it wrong.
The Judge : And then you lie to the Judge.
[just as he's about to strike down Corcoran with his sword, a batarang knocks it out of his hands]
Batman : Good thing I came back to see you, Corcoran. I have some news about your hero.
