- Mary Louise Dahl: Why don't they ever understand? I'm not a baby. I'm not a child! I'm just... different!
- Judge: Have you anything to say before I pass judgment?
- Killer Croc: Yeah. I'm a victim of prejudice. Look at me. Nobody understands how rough my life's been, just 'cause I'm... different.
- Judge: Nevertheless, it is the judgment of this court that you, Killer Croc, are competent to stand trial for murder in the first degree. Court is adjourned.
- Killer Croc: Competent? Competent? That's an insult, you old bag of gas! I'm not just competent... I'm as good as it gets!
- Guard: Hey Croc. You got a visitor.
- Killer Croc: Get lost.
- Mary Louise Dahl: I brought you something. They told me you liked chicken.
- [Baby Doll tosses a entire fried chicken into Croc's cell]
- Killer Croc: What do you want?
- Mary Louise Dahl: I heard what you said to the judge. I want you to know that I understand about being different. You've never let the way you look undermine your self-confidence. I admire that. I feel somehow that we're kindred spirits.
- Killer Croc: Too bad we didn't meet sooner, babe. They're sending me up the river tomorrow night. My number's up.
- Mary Louise Dahl: Don't lose hope. Maybe fate will take a hand.
- Harry: You sure this is the right hotel? I don't remember the floor going uphill.
- Harry's Wife: It's your head that's tilting, Harry.
- [seeing him searching his pockets]
- Harry's Wife: Oh, what now?
- Harry: They key. It must have fell out when the sidewalk hit me.
- Baby Doll: What's black and white and radioactive for 20,000 years?
- Killer Croc: What?
- Baby Doll: [giggling] Gotham City! After the big boom, silly!
- Killer Croc: Uh-huh. So now what? We call the cops and demand a payoff, right?
- Baby Doll: No, we don't do anything.
- Killer Croc: What? What are you sayin'?
- Baby Doll: The kewpie doll knows all about your little excursions down to the docks. I won't let you betray me again. When the reactor reaches critical mass, you and I will die together and take all of Gotham with us!
- Baby Doll: [throwing an explosive countermeasure at Batman] Serves you right, you mean old Bats.
- Killer Croc: Come on!
- Baby Doll: Wait for Baby!
- Batman: [Batgirl pushes a roulette table off herself] They're getting away!
- Batgirl: I'm fine, thanks.
- Harry's Wife: My husband lost our room key. Fedders. 703.
- Mary Louise Dahl: I'll get you a duplicate.
- Harry: [recognizing her] You used to be somebody, didn't you? On TV? Yeah! Yeah! You were Baby Doll! You got that... disease.
- Mary Louise Dahl: It's a condition, not a disease. I don't grow.
- Harry: Right, right! So you went nuts and tried to kill Batman!
- Harry's Wife: Harry, that's enough.
- Harry: [she grunts in pain as he pulls her hair bun out] See? She's Baby Doll! Come on, Baby. Do something funny.
- Mary Louise Dahl: [grabbing him by the nose, she slams his face into the guestbook] Sorry. I didn't mean to.
- Killer Croc: Hey, babe. I'm home.
- Baby Doll: Crocy-Wockle!
- [Baby Doll leaps onto Killer Croc and delivers some kisses]
- Baby Doll: Where have you been? Baby misses her precious soo much!
- Killer Croc: All right, all right, enough of the mushy stuff. I went out to get our reviews.
- [places some newspapers on the table, all of them headlining Killer Croc and Baby Doll's crime sprees. Baby Doll notices one with the headline "Gotham's Bonnie and Clyde"]
- Baby Doll: Ooh! Bonnie and Clyde! How romantic!
- Killer Croc: That's nothing, Doll. Even the out-of-town rags like us.
- [places down a Daily Planet newspaper. It too headlining Croc and Doll]
- Killer Croc: We got the whole city panicked. I love it!
- [Croc starts walking towards the exit]
- Baby Doll: Where is Crockle going?
- Killer Croc: Don't wqrry. I'll be back for dinner.
- Baby Doll: No! Baby wanna come! Baby wanna come!
- [Killer Croc raises his arm to smack Baby Doll away, but stops and calms down]
- Baby Doll: Don't go, precious. We can plan our next job. It's gonna be a whole bunch of fun!
- Killer Croc: That's your territory, Doll. I got things to do.