The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)

The Demon Within (1998)

Stephen Wolfe Smith: Klarion the Witch Boy

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Quotes 

• Batman : You've done enough damage for one night, young man.

  Klarion the Witch Boy : You think you're going to stop me?

  Batman : Yes.

  Klarion the Witch Boy : No one's talked to me like that in so long.

  Batman : Get used to it.

• Klarion the Witch Boy : Exquisite craftsmanship, isn't it, Mr. Wayne? Enjoy it while you can.

  Bruce Wayne : Who are - ?

  Jason Blood : Klarion. Why am I not surprised to see you here?

  Klarion the Witch Boy : We do have a way of bumping into each other, Uncle Jason. Next time, it will be on purpose.

  [starts to walk away] 

  Bruce Wayne : Jason.

  Jason Blood : Bruce. Thanks for stepping in.

  Bruce Wayne : It was nothing. But tell me, how'd you ever get a brat like that for a nephew?

  Jason Blood : We're not related. For some reason, it amuses him to call me "Uncle". But don't underestimate him. He'll do anything to get what he wants.

  Bruce Wayne : Surely his parents...

  Jason Blood : Don't expect any help from them. The little witch boy turned them into mice.

  Bruce Wayne : You're not serious.

• Klarion the Witch Boy : You hate me, don't you?

  [Etrigan is silent] 

  Klarion the Witch Boy : Speak up! I order you.

  Etrigan the Demon : Yes. I hate you.

  Klarion the Witch Boy : But there's nothing you can so about it. Not while I have this!

  [waves the branding iron] 

• Klarion the Witch Boy : [leaving a movie theater]  I hate sequels. Do it.

  [with beams from his eyes, Etrigan destroys a marquee] 

  Klarion the Witch Boy : [hearing the music from an ice cream truck]  Mmm, ice cream!

• Klarion the Witch Boy : [watching Etrigan break through Jason's magical barrier]  Yes!

  [his cat Teekl growls] 

  Klarion the Witch Boy : Quiet, Teekl. I want to savor this.

  [Teekl growls again] 

  Klarion the Witch Boy : I said quiet!

  [Batman tackles him and takes the branding iron] 

  Klarion the Witch Boy : That's mine!

  Batman : [holding it out of his reach]  The witch's evil now undo, make the one from what is two!

• Tim Drake : So, they got you, too, huh?

  Klarion the Witch Boy : I beg your pardon.

  Tim Drake : You know, did your parents force you into this?

  Klarion the Witch Boy : I'm here by myself.

  Tim Drake : Oh. Well, at least you've got kitty to keep you company.

  [the cat growls as Tim reaches out to pet it and swipes its claws at him] 

  Tim Drake : Hey!

• Klarion the Witch Boy : Ancient Morgan, I beseech you/From what is one do now make two!

• Jason Blood : Get me that blue powder on the shelf over there.

  [Tim does] 

  Jason Blood : Now spread it around us in a circle.

  Tim Drake : What good will that do?

  Jason Blood : Do what I say!

  [Tim begins pouring it on the floor] 

  Jason Blood : Sutkulag, ko-dom, ko-dom. Sutkulag, ko-dom, ko-dom.

  Tim Drake : Okay, it's done.

  [Etrigan crashes through the wall] 

  Tim Drake : Ahh!

  Jason Blood : This is the only place where you'll be safe from him. Nostabillib, levram... niapitac!

  [a circular barrier forms from floor to ceiling] 

  Klarion the Witch Boy : Don't give up now, Etrigan.

  Tim Drake : [watching him try to break through]  Think I could have some of this powder for my utility belt?

• Klarion the Witch Boy : [fighting Batman]  Oh, I see. You're having some help from Uncle Jason, aren't you? Etrigan!

  [Etrigan lands behind him] 

  Klarion the Witch Boy : No more games! Kill him!

  Etrigan the Demon : Yes, master.

  Tim Drake : You better think of something, and fast.

  [Jason takes out a pendant; as it refracts light, Etrigan sees multiples of Batman appear] 

  Klarion the Witch Boy : It's another one of Uncle Jason's tricks! Get them all!

• Auctioneer : The suggested opening bid is 10,000.

  Klarion the Witch Boy : 100,000.

  [murmurs as he sits down] 

  Klarion the Witch Boy : I said 100,000.

  Auctioneer : Ah, Master Klarion. Good to see you again. 100,000 is the bid.

  Tim Drake : That kid has a hundred grand? You've gotta raise my allowance.

  Bruce Wayne : Shh.

  Auctioneer : Do I hear...

  Jason Blood : 110.

  Auctioneer : 110 is the bid from Mr... Blood, is it?

  Klarion the Witch Boy : 120.

  Jason Blood : 130.

  Klarion the Witch Boy : 140.

  Jason Blood : 150.

  Klarion the Witch Boy : 250.

  Auctioneer : Going once... going twice...

  Bruce Wayne : One million.

  Auctioneer : [murmurs from the audience]  The bid is one million. Going once... going twice...

  [gaveling] 

  Auctioneer : Sold!

  Tim Drake : There goes my raise.