- Doctor Gaius Baltar: [Lt. Crashdown has ordered his untrained, outnumbered men to make a suicidal attack on Cylon Centurions] This is insane. I've never fired a gun in my life!
- Selix: I haven't fired a weapon since Basic.
- Doctor Gaius Baltar: [to Cally] You?
- Crewman Specialist Cally: I only joined up to pay for dental school!
- Col. Saul Tigh: [referring to Commander Adama before his second surgery] Is he gonna make it?
- Dr. Cottle: How should I know? I'm not a psychic. Now, get the hell out of here.
- Number Six: I'm so proud of you, Gaius.
- Doctor Gaius Baltar: Why? Because I've taken a life?
- Number Six: It makes you human.
- Doctor Gaius Baltar: Is it? Not conscious thought? Not poetry, or art, or music, literature? Murder. Murder is my heritage. Is that the lesson I'm supposed to pass on to our child?
- Col. Saul Tigh: Viewing time at the zoo.
- Tom Zarek: Glad to see you're holding the president in such high esteem.
- Col. Saul Tigh: Your day's gonna come, laughing boy.