- [after Todd kicks the door open to crash the "party"]
- Todd Ianuzzi: This "party" looks more like the day-care center for little baby girls!
- Beavis: Hey, man, want some hard stuff?
- Todd Ianuzzi: Give me that!
- [Todd snatches the bottle from Beavis' hand, drinks it, and angrily smashes it to the floor]
- Todd Ianuzzi: This crap is warm! Get some cold stuff!
- Butt-head: Uhhh...
- Todd Ianuzzi: [He grabs Butt-Head by collar] I'll tell you what, ladies. If you leave right now, I'll let you go without kicking your asses.
- Butt-head: Uh, what?
- Todd Ianuzzi: We've got some woman coming over. You're party's over, man.
- Butt-head: Uhhh, okay.
- Stewart Stevenson: [He starts to leave] That's cool, dudes. At my house, I got a great new D&D video game!