The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
Back to Marineland (1964)
Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett
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Quotes
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Jane Hathaway : Have you decided what you'd like to be, Jethro?
Jethro Bodine : Yes ma'am. I wanna be a spy.
Jane Hathaway : A spy?
Jed Clampett : Whatever gave you that notion?
Jethro Bodine : I seen this movie about a spy, ol' Double Naught Seven. This rascal really had hisself some high old time.
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Jed Clampett : Do spies eat as good as soldiers and sailors?
Jethro Bodine : Well gee, I dunno. This movie didn't have much eatin' in it, mostly fightin' and lovin'.
Jed Clampett : Well you can't keep that up for long without eatin' somethin'.
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Jed Clampett : Do spies get to wear fancy uniforms?
Jethro Bodine : Gee, I dunno?
Jed Clampett : You could use with some new duds. Them britches of yours look like you're fixin' to wade a crick.
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Daisy Moses : Well, the food chute is back, the one-man locust plague. I bet you're hungry.
Jethro Bodine : Oh yes ma'am.
Jed Clampett : What's for vittles, Granny?
Daisy Moses : Overlook stew.
Jed Clampett : What's that?
Daisy Moses : I'm stewin' everythin' he overlooked, and it ain't much.
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Elly May Clampett : Hey Pa, can I fetch home me a swimmin' critter from Marineland?
Jed Clampett : We'll see, Elly. Jethro ain't even joined yet.
Elly May Clampett : Well how 'bout if'n I join the Marines too?
Jed Clampett : I'm afraid not, Elly. Says here in the paper that they can build men, but I don't see how they can build one outta you.
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Daisy Moses : Now I'll never git my whale.
Jed Clampett : Count yer blessin's, Granny. You got the greatest fish story ever told.
Daisy Moses : Whatcha mean?
Jed Clampett : You're the first fisherman that was ever throwed back by the fish.