The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
Coming Through the Rye (1968)
Irene Ryan: Daisy Moses
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Quotes
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Jethro Bodine : We is gettin' married tomorrow in Westminster Abbey.
[Granny groans]
Jethro Bodine : I never seen Granny so happy. I'm gonna go tell Elly.
Jed Clampett : Have you told her uncle?
Jethro Bodine : She's gonna tell him. He's gonna give her away.
Daisy Moses : He's got her priced right.
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Jed Clampett : [Colonel Dumbarton is playing "Turkey in the Straw" on the bagpipes] I wonder how he know that tune.
Daisy Moses : It's the tonic, Jed.
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Daisy Moses : I sent him over a jar of Dr. Daisy's Cold Turkey Tonic.
Jed Clampett : Well, that's a new one on me.
Daisy Moses : Oh, it's a harmless vegetable compound as long as you don't drop it or light a match close to it.
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Daisy Moses : I'm cuttin' off your tonic.
Colonel Dumbarton : No, no, not that, Daisy!
Daisy Moses : Dr. Daisy to you. No weddin', no tonic.
Colonel Dumbarton : I'll go and have another word with the girl.
Jed Clampett : No, don't do that.
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Daisy Moses : She's the one that jilted poor Jethro.
Sandra MacGregor : Oh, I only did it to save him.
Daisy Moses : Save him?
Sandra MacGregor : Yes, well, I'm only a commoner and he's royalty. Well, if he'd married me, the Queen would have cut off his head.