The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Jethro Gets Engaged (1966)

Irene Ryan: Daisy Moses

Quotes 

• Daisy Moses : He's a Hollywood actor and I wouldn't trust none of 'em any further than I could fling a anvil.

• Jed Clampett : Make us proud of you, Jethro.

  Jethro Bodine : Oh, by the way, that ain't my name no more. Us movie stars gotta use tough-soundin' names like Biff Steel, Crunch Hardtack, Race Burley.

  Daisy Moses : You got one?

  Jethro Bodine : I thought myself up a dandy, Beef Jerky.

• Jed Clampett : If he eats her vittles, we'll never get him to the church.

  Daisy Moses : Oh he'll get to the church alright, but six of his friends will be totin' him in a box.

  Jed Clampett : Now Granny, it ain't that bad.

  Daisy Moses : It's so bad, Jethro won't eat it. You cain't get worse than that.