The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Sam Drucker's Visit (1969)

Max Baer Jr.: Jethro Bodine

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• Jethro Bodine : Which room do you want me to put your dentist chair in, Granny?

  Daisy Moses : I think I'll just let you bolt it down to the bed of the truck.

  Jed Clampett : You figger to practice here on the truck?

  Daisy Moses : Why not? You know how people hate to go to the dentist. This way, the dentist will go to the people.

  Jed Clampett : You think folks is ready fer curb service dentistry?

  Daisy Moses : Ready, willin' and anxious. Why just driving along, the minute they seen this chair, their mouths just fell open.

• Jethro Bodine : Uncle Jed, if Granny marries Sam Drucker and he totes her off to Hooterville, you and me is goin' to starve to death. That's a terrible way to go.

  Daisy Moses : Elly has cooked some vittles.

  Jethro Bodine : That's a even worse way to go.

• Jethro Bodine : Hey, wait a minute, Dash. I gotta talk to you.

  Dash Riprock : Later, Jethro.

  Jethro Bodine : Can't wait! I gotta talk to you right now!

  Elly May Clampett : Dash, I'll fix you up some donuts.

  Dash Riprock : You heard her, I gotta get outta here.