- Jane Hathaway: What do these critters eat?
- Milburn Drysdale: I've been trying to get them to eat those critters.
- Jed Clampett: [On Eb's intelligence, or lack thereof] Eb's a nice young feller, but if brains was lard, he wouldn't grease too big a pan.
- Secretary Girl: Goodbye Dashy-Washy.
- Dash Riprock: Goodbye Jeanie-Weanie.
- Milburn Drysdale: Scramsy-wamsy or you're firedsy-wiredsy.
- Secretary Girl: Yes sir.