Jethro's latest decision in life is to open a restaurant. Mr. Drysdale is reluctant to let the Clampetts spend a penny more than they have to, so he offers to look for a suitable place to open a restaurant. He finds one, but it's little more than a condemned dump that not even a hungry trucker would stop at. Still, Jethro is thrilled, and before long, they've opened "The Happy Gizzard".
—Dionysius Exiguus