The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The Hills of Home (1969)

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

Photos 

Quotes 

• Shad : Where's big Jethro?

  Jed Clampett : Jethro stayed back in Californy. He's goin' to college now.

  Shad : Do tell. What's he studyin'?

  Jed Clampett : Well, far as I can figure, it's mainly protestin'.

  Shad : What's he protestin'?

  Jed Clampett : Far as I can figure, it's mainly college.

  Shad : Then why is he goin'?

  Jed Clampett : Shad, that's as far as I can figure.

• Jed Clampett : [Shorty is behind the hotel desk with only his head and shoulders showing]  By doggies, I don't remember you bein' that short.

  Shorty Kellems : I don't remember bein' this short myself.

  [looks down] 

  Shorty Kellems : No wonder, I'm settin' down.

• Jed Clampett : She mean-mouths you one more time, I'm gonna have to turn you loose.

  Daisy Moses : May the bluebird of happiness flutter over your head, Elverna.

  Elverna Bradshaw : Are you gonna come down here or do I have to come up and get you? You snivelin' polecat.

  Jed Clampett : That did it, Granny. Go git her.