The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The Hills of Home (1969)

Shug Fisher: Shorty Kellems

Quotes 

• Jed Clampett : [Shorty is behind the hotel desk with only his head and shoulders showing]  By doggies, I don't remember you bein' that short.

  Shorty Kellems : I don't remember bein' this short myself.

  [looks down] 

  Shorty Kellems : No wonder, I'm settin' down.