The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The Hills of Home (1969)

Lloyd 'Shad' Heller: Shad

Quotes 

• Shad : Where's big Jethro?

  Jed Clampett : Jethro stayed back in Californy. He's goin' to college now.

  Shad : Do tell. What's he studyin'?

  Jed Clampett : Well, far as I can figure, it's mainly protestin'.

  Shad : What's he protestin'?

  Jed Clampett : Far as I can figure, it's mainly college.

  Shad : Then why is he goin'?

  Jed Clampett : Shad, that's as far as I can figure.