The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
The Richest Woman (1966)
Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett
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Quotes
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Jed Clampett : So far, I ain't been able to get a "howdy do" in edgeways.
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Doug : Miss Richards is buying the house.
[hands a tip to Jed, Granny, and Elly May and leaves]
Elly May Clampett : Ten, twenty, thirty dollars.
Daisy Moses : Is this all they're offering for the place?
Jed Clampett : I don't hardly think so. I don't know what we paid for it but I believe that it would top this.
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Jethro Bodine : Uncle Jed, look what they give me.
[shows him a $10 bill]
Jed Clampett : Hey, Granny, they just upped it to forty.
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Tracy Richards : You're deliberately being facetious.
Jed Clampett : I am?
Tracy Richards : No one treats me like this! No one!
Jed Clampett : Like what, Ma'am?
Tracy Richards : I always get what I want and I'm going to get this house!
Jed Clampett : Not for forty dollars you ain't.
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Jed Clampett : I feel sorry for her in a way. She's got a million dollar itch and only forty dollars to scratch it with.
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Jed Clampett : Can't you see she's just usin' you to get what she wants. She's the most willful headstrong spoiled-rotten woman that...
Jethro Bodine : Uncle Jed, I'll have to ask you not to talk that way about the woman that I'm going to marry.