- Doug: Miss Richards is buying the house.
- [hands a tip to Jed, Granny, and Elly May and leaves]
- Elly May Clampett: Ten, twenty, thirty dollars.
- Daisy Moses: Is this all they're offering for the place?
- Jed Clampett: I don't hardly think so. I don't know what we paid for it but I believe that it would top this.
- Jethro Bodine: Uncle Jed, look what they give me.
- [shows him a $10 bill]
- Jed Clampett: Hey, Granny, they just upped it to forty.
- Tracy Richards: You're deliberately being facetious.
- Jed Clampett: I am?
- Tracy Richards: No one treats me like this! No one!
- Jed Clampett: Like what, Ma'am?
- Tracy Richards: I always get what I want and I'm going to get this house!
- Jed Clampett: Not for forty dollars you ain't.
- Jed Clampett: I feel sorry for her in a way. She's got a million dollar itch and only forty dollars to scratch it with.
- Doug: I've checked every source I know. There just isn't much on Mr. Clampett.
- Tracy Richards: Well I don't need much to ruin him. What clubs does he belong to?
- Doug: None.
- Tracy Richards: What corporations is he connected with?
- Doug: None.
- Tracy Richards: Well he must do something.
- Doug: He whittles a lot.
- Jed Clampett: Can't you see she's just usin' you to get what she wants. She's the most willful headstrong spoiled-rotten woman that...
- Jethro Bodine: Uncle Jed, I'll have to ask you not to talk that way about the woman that I'm going to marry.