Bewitched (TV Series)

I'd Rather Twitch Than Fight (1966)

Elizabeth Montgomery: Samantha Stephens

Quotes 

• Darrin Stephens : Um, aren't you gonna try on your robe?

  Samantha Stephens : No. No, I think I'll wait a couple of decades.

  Darrin Stephens : But sweetheart, I went to a great deal of trouble to find a present that would express exactly how I feel about our marriage.

  Samantha Stephens : And you bought me a prison gown! Oh!