- Lois Henrickson: How can he suspect me when I didn't do anything? That's crazy!
- Bill Henrickson: Fine, fine. So who is gonna pick him up?
- Lois Henrickson: Why don't you go pick him up?
- Bill Henrickson: I hate him as much as you do.
- Lois Henrickson: Then maybe you did it!
- Sarah Henrickson: You overheard something, and you've been fishing for days. Okay? I'm a polygamist. My parents are. So what?
- Heather Tuttle: I just wanted to let you know that I know. I just wanted to be friends.
- Sarah Henrickson: Yeah, well now that you know, what are you gonna do? Rat me out to your State Trooper father?
- Heather Tuttle: [flatly] Probably. You know, because I tell him everything.
- [Sarah stares in horror]
- Heather Tuttle: Why does everyone think I don't have a sense of humor?
- Barb Henrickson: What are you doing?
- Bill Henrickson: Come on, baby - you remember. "Oral is moral."
- Barb Henrickson: That was the Eighties.
- Donna: There were some fine guys here earlier. I think they're gonna come back after closing.
- Heather Tuttle: They won't. You're a whore. They can smell is on you.
- Bill Henrickson: There's one more thing. My house is three houses.
- Ronny: What, rentals?
- Bill Henrickson: No, I live in all three houses.
- Ronny: In all three?
- Bill Henrickson: With my family, they're connected...
- Ronny: All three houses?
- Bill Henrickson: That's right. Big family.
- Bill Henrickson: Margie, you are a valued member of this family. We weren't complete, not until you. You made us complete. I wasn't complete until you, and our fine sons.
- Heather Tuttle: I should tell you, I don't believe in polygamy.
- Sarah Henrickson: Yeah well. Guess what... Neither do I.