The Bionic Woman (TV Series)

Assault on the Princess (1976)

Vito Scotti: Romero

Quotes 

• Romero : Coffee, tea or me?

  Jaime Sommers : I beg your pardon?

  Romero : May I fluff your pillow?

  Creighton : How would you like to get your head fluffed?

• Romero : Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make: we have a little problem, but , eh, really there's nothing to be allarmed about. Eh, on board, eh, we have a bomb that's gonna go off any minute.

  [the other passengers laugh at him] 

  Romero : You will follow my instructions. Women

  [kisses a lady's hand] 

  Romero : and children first.

  [more laughter and louder] 

  Romero : Yes, no children. Disregard my first order.

• Jaime Sommers : I need your help, but it might be dangerous.

  Romero : I don't even know the meaning of the word.

• Romero : Your command is my wish, huh, my capitan.