The Bionic Woman (TV Series)
Mirror Image (1976)
Lindsay Wagner: Jaime Sommers, Lisa Galloway
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Quotes
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Jaime Sommers : [Jame notices her left arm is sunburned] Oh Rudy! Can't you make a bionic skin that tans?
Jaime Sommers : [puts on a wrap and sunhat] The least you can do is make me some bionic baby oil.
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Oscar Goldman : Miss Sommers, are you always in the habit of reading other peoples top-secret briefs?
Lisa Galloway : [posing as Jaime Sommers] Well only when I'm sitting in their chair.
Oscar Goldman : Well get out of that chair. Get me some coffee!
Lisa Galloway : Yes sir.
Oscar Goldman : While I read top-secret briefs.
Lisa Galloway : Chauvinist.
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Jaime Sommers : Hey listen, as far as I know, I've got the patent on this face. Now if somebody is cranking 'em out in quantity, I think it's up to me to do something about it.
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Tipsy Man : Man, where did you get a grip like that?
Jaime Sommers : In the police academy.
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Matthews : You hop out here, I gotta go park around the front. I'll meet you in his office.
Jaime Sommers : [posing as Lisa Galloway] Okay, who's office?
Matthews : Courtney's, who else?
Jaime Sommers : Albert Schweitzer.
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Dr. James Courtney : How do I know you're not the real Jaime Sommers?
Jaime Sommers : [smokes cigarette, coughs] Because I'm prettier.
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Dr. James Courtney : Sommers is alive?
Lisa Galloway : Oh yeah. They caught me. And I saw her before I excaped!
Baxley : I don't believe it! She was tied to an anchor.
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Lisa Galloway : Well, I guess that's it, sugar. I got your looks, but I sure don't have your moves.
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[last lines]
Jaime Sommers : What's gonna happen to Lisa?
Oscar Goldman : She's going to prison.
Jaime Sommers : Really?
[impersonating Lisa's southern accent]
Jaime Sommers : Lookin' like Lisa Galloway?
Oscar Goldman : No, Jaime Sommers. It's gonna take a year for that scar tissue to heal before it'll be safe to have any more plastic surgery. So you're gonna have a jail-bird for a twin.
Jaime Sommers : Oh, terrific!
Oscar Goldman : Well that won't be bad, as long as she stays put.
Jaime Sommers : Well how would you like it if there were two Oscar Goldmans?
Oscar Goldman : I'll worry about that when it happens.
[they enter the lobby of Oscar's office]
Jaime Sommers : Oh, I'm just going to make a phone call first.
Oscar Goldman : Okay.
[walks into his office and sees the Oscar statue that Lisa Galloway was using for target practice]
Oscar Goldman : Jaime!
Jaime Sommers : Yes, Oscar?
[sarcastically to the statue]
Jaime Sommers : Why, you look so pale. What you need is a trip to the Bahamas.
[picks up the statue and walks out of Oscar's office]
Jaime Sommers : It's a fantastic place to go swimming. You're just gonna love it.