- Oscar Goldman: [reading from a file] He's not wanted for anything now, but he's gone down on grand theft twice. The last time he was caught because a... because a monkey triggered the burglar alarm?
- Jaime Sommers: [laughing] I'll believe that!
- Jaime Sommers: You want me to set this guy up?
- Oscar Goldman: I can pull some strings, Jaime, and have him sent to Alcatraz.
- Jaime Sommers: Alcatraz is closed down, Oscar.
- Oscar Goldman: You're beginning to get the idea, babe.
- Gino Talvin: Inky, you smell like a brewery.
- Inky: Well, I got a bottle of liquor dumped all over me.
- Gino Talvin: Right...
- Gino Talvin: [in a tone of sarcastic impatience as he speaks on the phone to his bartender henchman] Hey, c'mon, Saully... what, are you dtinkin' yer own stuff? Inky couldn't knock ovuhtta bank widda BULLDOZUH!