Black Books (TV Series)

Cooking the Books (2000)

Tamsin Greig: Fran

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Quotes 

• Fran : I do sell a lot of wank, don't I?

• Fran : Finished with your accounts?

  Bernard : Yes. I've turned them into a rather smart casual jacket.

• [on being a pregnant woman's 'birth partner'] 

  Bernard : Urk. That's going to be intense, a lot of blood, a lot of shouting, and urm...

  Fran : Oh, no no no, I'll just get drunk. In fact, she'll be on drugs, I'll be drunk, it'll be just like the old days.

• Fran : [to the mysterious lighter]  Helloooo?

• Fran : It's sort of a bald Furby?

• Fran : What is this? What is this? Can you please tell me what the Hell this is?