Black Books (TV Series)

Cooking the Books (2000)

Muriel Pavlow: Old Woman

Quotes 

• Bernard : [speaking through a megaphone]  Right, the shop is closed, everybody get out! Time to go home, come on!

  Old Woman : But it's only quarter to three!

  Bernard : Yes, but it's my shop.

  [now shooing them out with a broom] 

  Bernard : Come on, go home, bye bye, get out...

  Old Woman : That's hardly fair!

  Bernard : It isn't fair at all. Get out!

  Rich Guy : I expect better service!

  Bernard : Well, expect away. Goodbye! Come on, all you time-wasting bastards, back on the streets. Thank you!

  [slams door]