Black Books (TV Series)
Cooking the Books (2000)
Rupert Vansittart: Rich Guy
Quotes
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Rich Guy : Those books. How much?
Bernard : Hmmm?
Rich Guy : Those books. The leather-bound ones.
Bernard : Yes, Dickens, the Collected Works of Charles Dickens.
Rich Guy : Are they real leather?
Bernard : They're real Dickens.
Rich Guy : I have to know if they're real leather because they have to go with the sofa.
[Bernard looks confused]
Rich Guy : Everything else in my house is real. I'll give you two hundred for them.
Bernard : Two hundred what?
Rich Guy : Two hundred pounds.
Bernard : Are they leather-bound pounds?
Rich Guy : No.
Bernard : Sorry. I need leather bound pounds to go with my wallet. Next.
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Bernard : [speaking through a megaphone] Right, the shop is closed, everybody get out! Time to go home, come on!
Old Woman : But it's only quarter to three!
Bernard : Yes, but it's my shop.
[now shooing them out with a broom]
Bernard : Come on, go home, bye bye, get out...
Old Woman : That's hardly fair!
Bernard : It isn't fair at all. Get out!
Rich Guy : I expect better service!
Bernard : Well, expect away. Goodbye! Come on, all you time-wasting bastards, back on the streets. Thank you!
[slams door]