Black Books (TV Series)

Cooking the Books (2000)

Eamonn O'Neill: Jehovah's Witness

Quotes 

• Jehovah's Witness : Hello. We're wondering if we could talk to you about Jesus.

  Bernard : [pause]  Great! Come in!

  Jehovah's Witness : What?

  Bernard : I'd love to hear about Jesus. What's he up to now?

  Jehovah's Witness : It's a trap!