- Blossom Russo: [about Stephanie] Anthony, I wasn't gonna tell you, but now I have to. She took Dad's Little Richard.
- [to Little Richard]
- Blossom Russo: Your pepper mill.
- Little Richard: Are you worried about a pepper mill? Listen to this: The Beatles stole my music! Elvis stole my hairdo! And James Brown stole my scream! And I believe Smokey Robinson stole my Swiss Army Knife. But I can't prove it.