The 8th show centered around the theme of "Sports." George Foreman advertises his newest product, "The Fry Champ" that will fry everything including your face. Larry, Jeff, and Bill go on a field trip to a dance study to take a salsa lesson, but are quickly kicked out. The show wonders why there aren't more wedding gifts for the groom. Larry reads the Politically Correct Fairy Tale "Jake and the Organic Beanstalk." The American Association of Children's Coaches shows why tee-ball coaches are so angry at their players. Bobby Knight hosts the new talk show "Into The Knight." The Redneck Dictionary defines "witchadidja." Larry, Jeff, and Bill end the show by showing off their salsa dance moves.
—Tarkin