Jeff Foxworthy: Various

Quotes 

• Jeff Foxworthy : Dad is a money vomiting pack mule. This is what Dad looks like on vacation.

  [throws money all over the stage] 

  Jeff Foxworthy : You want a soda? Yeah, that's good. You want a T-shirt? Yeah, all right. How about a giant lollipop? That's good. Dad. Dad. I want a wizard wand. I want a picture with Cracky. Yeah, let's get a picture with Cracky. That one didn't turn out good. Let's get another picture. I want an autograph book We want to go to the vending machine!