Bob Newhart: Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley

Quotes 

• Frank Walburn : [Dr. Walburn asks Carol what's Bob's patient schedule for the day is]  That schedule stinks, Bob. You're letting your patients' ring your shots.ould you like to step into your office, for a minute, I'd like to talk to you.

  Carol Kester Bondurant : Would you like a cup of coffee?

  Frank Walburn : Oh - don't go to any trouble. I'll just have a small glass of champagne

  [looks into the distance, to 'think'] 

  Frank Walburn : , and a coupke of strawberries.

  [Dr. Walburn walks into Bob's office] 

  Carol Kester Bondurant : [pause]  What?

  Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley : Run out, and, uh, get a... a bottle of champagne!

  Carol Kester Bondurant : [Sarcastically]  What year?

  Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley : Right now!