Bonanza (TV Series)

Desert Justice (1960)

Will Wright: Micah Bailey

Quotes 

• Micah Bailey : The only private thing out here, mister, is the hole you get buried in. And even that's liable to get disturbed by a thieving Apache!

• [last lines] 

  Eric 'Hoss' Cartwright : What does she mean by that?

  Micah Bailey : She means if you'd be any smarter, you'd still be the second dumbest man in creation, and you're looking at the first.

  Adam Cartwright : It's a toss up.

  Micah Bailey : Charlie, get them out of my station before anything else happens.