- Eric 'Hoss' Cartwright: [looking over a lake] Look at that, Arnie. Pretty ain't it?
- Arnie 'The Ape' Guthrie: I wish I was a tree growin' here, so I couldn't never move away.
- Joseph 'Little Joe' Cartwright: He don't mean any harm? I just won't be able to use my jaw for a week.
- Adam Cartwright: Well, that'll be a relief. All you do is jaw with it anyway.
- Sheribelle, the Saloon Girl: You don't suppose he's human?
- Joseph 'Little Joe' Cartwright: I'm not going to try and find out.