- Ben Cartwright: [to Hoss] Now, just one long minute! And you look at me when I talk to you! I know that half the people of Virginia City are trying to get me married off to Widow Hawkins. Now, maybe I have to take their smirks and innuendos, but I don't have to take it from my own family, you hear?
- Eric 'Hoss' Cartwright: Yes sir.
- Joseph 'Little Joe' Cartwright: Yes sir.
- Ben Cartwright: Yes sir! You coming along, Adam?
- Adam Cartwright: I'm with you every step of the way, Pa... right down the aisle.
- [Hoss and Joe crack up laughing, but stop when Ben turns and glares at them]
- Henry Morgan: When I started on my career of swindling Mother warned me that retribution would catch up with up with me someday. Would that I had taken her advice.