The Boondocks (TV Series)

A Date with the Health Inspector (2005)

Charlie Murphy: Ed Wuncler III

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Quotes 

• Gin Rummy : Ain't nobody seen nothin'.

  Huey Freeman : I know who did the killing! I've known for twenty minutes. Guy's name is Terrell Jackson; he's been bragging about it all day. Everybody knows. He lives five minutes away. I've got MapQuest directions right here.

  Ed Wuncler III : How'd you find all this out?

  Huey Freeman : We talked to people!

  Riley : [holds up a drawing]  I got a picture.

  Gin Rummy : Where you get that?

  Riley : I drew it from the description of the dude that they gave us while y'all was whuppin' niggas asses in the street. I almost had time to color it.

• Ed Wuncler III : The fuck y'all lookin' at?

• Riley : So y'all was in Iraq together?

  Gin Rummy : Yeah, we was in Iraq.

  Riley : What did you do?

  Gin Rummy : We was lookin' for weapons of mass destruction.

  Riley : Did you ever find 'em?

  Gin Rummy : You know goddamn well we ain't find them! What are you? Some kind of political humorist? You Garry Trudeau up in this bitch?

  Ed Wuncler III : I was lookin' for bitches, but they had that carpet shit all over 'em and I couldn't see what they looked like.

• Ed Wuncler III : Look! He got a weapon!

  Gin Rummy : Whoa, wait a minute now. Put the gun down.

  Store Owner : Gun? What gun? I'm not holding gun. Guys, it's me. Ed, your father helped me build this store.

  Gin Rummy : I don't know you, motherfucker! Now, put down the weapon! Put it down!

  Store Owner : There is no weapon! Look!

  Gin Rummy : Drop the weapon!

  Officer Frank : I... I don't see a weapon!

  Huey Freeman : There is no weapon! They're robbin' the store!

  Store Owner : I am not holding a weapon! I am not holding a weapon!

  Gin Rummy : Officer, this motherfucker's got a gun pointed at you! Do you wanna die?

  Officer Frank : What?

  Gin Rummy : Do you want to die?

  Officer Frank : I... I don't want to die!

  Huey Freeman : He does not have a gun!

  Gin Rummy : He does have a gun, officer, trust me! The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence!

  Officer Frank : I don't see a gun!

  Ed Wuncler III : Man, fuck this shit! Who's side are you on? Mine, or this motherfucker who's obviously of terrorist descent?

  Officer Frank : Wait... I think I can see the gun now.

  Gin Rummy : Good! Now we all see the weapon! Now you hand over that weapon on the count of three, or I swear to almighty God, I'll blow your fucking head off! One!

  Store Owner : I can't give you a weapon I'm not holding! You're thinking of the Korean store, North of here!

  Gin Rummy : Two!

  Officer Frank : Is he... still holding it?

  Huey Freeman : He is not holding a weapon!

  Gin Rummy : Time's up!

• Huey Freeman : Well, this is the apartment building where it all happened. Maybe someone saw something.

  Ed Wuncler III : Oh, somebody saw somethin' all right.

  Huey Freeman : Hey, slow down. We gotta be tactful.

  Ed Wuncler III : Tactful? What that mean?

  Gin Rummy : He talkin' about diplomacy.

  [cocks gun] 

  Gin Rummy : I don't do diplomacy.