The Boondocks (TV Series)
A Date with the Health Inspector (2005)
Kevin Michael Richardson: Black Detective, Store Owner
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Quotes
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Ed Wuncler III : Look! He got a weapon!
Gin Rummy : Whoa, wait a minute now. Put the gun down.
Store Owner : Gun? What gun? I'm not holding gun. Guys, it's me. Ed, your father helped me build this store.
Gin Rummy : I don't know you, motherfucker! Now, put down the weapon! Put it down!
Store Owner : There is no weapon! Look!
Gin Rummy : Drop the weapon!
Officer Frank : I... I don't see a weapon!
Huey Freeman : There is no weapon! They're robbin' the store!
Store Owner : I am not holding a weapon! I am not holding a weapon!
Gin Rummy : Officer, this motherfucker's got a gun pointed at you! Do you wanna die?
Officer Frank : What?
Gin Rummy : Do you want to die?
Officer Frank : I... I don't want to die!
Huey Freeman : He does not have a gun!
Gin Rummy : He does have a gun, officer, trust me! The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence!
Officer Frank : I don't see a gun!
Ed Wuncler III : Man, fuck this shit! Who's side are you on? Mine, or this motherfucker who's obviously of terrorist descent?
Officer Frank : Wait... I think I can see the gun now.
Gin Rummy : Good! Now we all see the weapon! Now you hand over that weapon on the count of three, or I swear to almighty God, I'll blow your fucking head off! One!
Store Owner : I can't give you a weapon I'm not holding! You're thinking of the Korean store, North of here!
Gin Rummy : Two!
Officer Frank : Is he... still holding it?
Huey Freeman : He is not holding a weapon!
Gin Rummy : Time's up!
