The Boondocks (TV Series)

A Date with the Health Inspector (2005)

James Arnold Taylor: Officer Frank

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Quotes 

• Ed Wuncler III : Look! He got a weapon!

  Gin Rummy : Whoa, wait a minute now. Put the gun down.

  Store Owner : Gun? What gun? I'm not holding gun. Guys, it's me. Ed, your father helped me build this store.

  Gin Rummy : I don't know you, motherfucker! Now, put down the weapon! Put it down!

  Store Owner : There is no weapon! Look!

  Gin Rummy : Drop the weapon!

  Officer Frank : I... I don't see a weapon!

  Huey Freeman : There is no weapon! They're robbin' the store!

  Store Owner : I am not holding a weapon! I am not holding a weapon!

  Gin Rummy : Officer, this motherfucker's got a gun pointed at you! Do you wanna die?

  Officer Frank : What?

  Gin Rummy : Do you want to die?

  Officer Frank : I... I don't want to die!

  Huey Freeman : He does not have a gun!

  Gin Rummy : He does have a gun, officer, trust me! The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence!

  Officer Frank : I don't see a gun!

  Ed Wuncler III : Man, fuck this shit! Who's side are you on? Mine, or this motherfucker who's obviously of terrorist descent?

  Officer Frank : Wait... I think I can see the gun now.

  Gin Rummy : Good! Now we all see the weapon! Now you hand over that weapon on the count of three, or I swear to almighty God, I'll blow your fucking head off! One!

  Store Owner : I can't give you a weapon I'm not holding! You're thinking of the Korean store, North of here!

  Gin Rummy : Two!

  Officer Frank : Is he... still holding it?

  Huey Freeman : He is not holding a weapon!

  Gin Rummy : Time's up!

• Gin Rummy : I want you to know that you are not going to die... in vain.

  Officer Frank : I don't think I'm dyin'.

  Gin Rummy : Oh. Well, I want you to know you wasn't mortally wounded in vain.

  Officer Frank : Actually, I think I'm gonna make it.