The Boondocks (TV Series)

A Date with the Health Inspector (2005)

Cedric Yarbrough: Tom Dubois

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Quotes 

• Tom Dubois : Earliest I could get out would be on Monday.

  Huey Freeman : Well, it's just the weekend.

  Tom Dubois : It only takes one night to get anally raped! Huey, the only way for me to get out of here is if you find to the real killer tonight.

  Huey Freeman : The real killer? Nigga, I'm 10! How am I gonna find the real killer?

  Tom Dubois : Please! You've gotta try!

  Huey Freeman : All right, all right, all right. Damn.

  Tom Dubois : [sobbing]  Thank you, Huey. Whatever you do, don't tell my baby Jazmine! I don't know want her to know her daddy was somebody's biiiiiiiiiitch!

  Jazmine Dubois : Was that Daddy? Where is he? Is he OK? Was he kidnapped by terrorists?

  Huey Freeman : Um, your father wants you to know he's nobody's bitch.

  [Jazmine sobs hysterically] 

• Tom Dubois : Huey, I got arrested! They say I fit the description. I think it's 'cause I'm black, Huey. You have to get me outta here, Huey! You don't wanna know what they'll do to me in jail!

  Huey Freeman : They'll rape you. That's what they're gonna do. But you're not in jail. You're in holding and I don't think people usually get raped in holding. Hold on.

  [calls out] 

  Huey Freeman : Granddad! Do people get raped in holding?

  [Jazmine sobs hysterically] 

• Sarah Dubois : Tom, did you erase all my mp3s?

  Tom Dubois : Hey, file sharing is a crime. And I'm not gonna be anally raped so you can listen to Usher.