The Boondocks (TV Series)

The Garden Party (2005)

Jill Talley: Rich Partygoers

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Quotes 

• Huey Freeman : [at a party full of white people]  Excuse me. Everyone, I have a brief announcement to make. Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil, and the government is lying about 9/11. Thank you for your time and good night.

  [the white people riot] 

  Rich Woman : It can't be true!

  [Granddad smacks Huey on the head; he was dreaming] 

  Huey Freeman : Ow!

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : Mm-hmm. You were havin' that dream where you made the white people riot again, weren't you?

  Huey Freeman : But I was tellin' the truth!

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : How many times have I told you you bet' not even dream of tellin' white folk the truth? You understand me? Shoot... makin' white people riot. You better learn how to lie like me. I'm gonna find me a white man and lie to him right now.

• Granddad : Nigga, if you ruin this party for me, I'll put my...

  Huey : Ruin the party? They love me. These people aren't worried about us. They're not worried about anything. They're rich. No matter what happens, these people just keep applauding.

  Uncle Ruckus : Attention please. Attention please. My name is Uncle Ruckus, no relation. I want to sing y'all a brand new song I just wrote called "Don't Trust Them New Niggers Over There". Sing along if you know the words.

  [sings] 

  Uncle Ruckus : Don't trust them new niggers over there / Leaving they nigger essence in the air / Them happy, nappy head niggers / With they finger on the trigger / Don't trust them new niggers over there / Don't trust them big nostrils over yonder / They suck up so much air it'll make you wonder / Don't them new niggers / With they spidey little nigger figures / Don't trust them new niggers over there.

  [falls off stage] 

  Rich Woman : I think the N-word is OK as long as they say it.

  [crowd applauds] 

  Huey : See?