The Boondocks (TV Series)

The Itis (2006)

Cedric Yarbrough: Tom Dubois

Quotes 

• Tom Dubois : Hey, do I smell pork flavored broccoli?

  Sarah Dubois : Hey everyone!

  [singy-song] 

  Sarah Dubois : I brought peach cobbler!

  Riley Freeman : Ewww! Mrs. Dubois your peach cobbler look like throw up!

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : BOY!

  Riley Freeman : It do, look! It look like throw-up with peas in it! Mrs. Dubois you've been eating peas?

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : [grabs Riley by the arm]  Boy come here! What is wrong with you!

  Riley Freeman : What's wrong with me? What's wrong with her? She is the one who brought vomit in the container

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : That is not vomit! It just looks like vomit! Now apologize to Mrs. Dubois

  Sarah Dubois : [offended]  Uh, it's ok! Really!

  Riley Freeman : Fine, Mrs. Dubois I'm sorry your peach cobbler looks like vomit with peas!

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : DAMN IT BOY!

  Sarah Dubois : Guys please, I mean you don't have to!

  Riley Freeman : I don't care if you beat me Granddad I won't eat it! That is DISGUSTING!

  [Sarah looks offended] 

  Riley Freeman : It's completely uncalled for

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : You will eat it, if I have to hold you down and shove it down your throat!

  Sarah Dubois : Really I didn't mean for it to be.

  Riley Freeman : I know what your trying to do! You're trying to kill me! I HATE YOU!

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : [chases Riley and proceeds to beat him offscreen while the Dubois and Huey look]  You are gonna get it!

  Riley Freeman : I don't wanna eat the cobbler! I DON'T WANNA EAT THE COBBLER!