Boston Legal (TV Series)
Helping Hands (2006)
Candice Bergen: Shirley Schmidt
Quotes
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Shirley Schmidt : Oh, by all means, let's get a fair trial for the man who tried to slit my throat.
Alan Shore : Let's.
Shirley Schmidt : But understand that everyone in this firm is concidered a witness. Don't expect anyone to help you, or speak to you.
Alan Shore : And won't that make for a refreshing change.
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Shirley Schmidt : Hello Garrett. You're not helping Mr. Shore on the Espenson case, because you're a witness. I'm sure you're aware that would be a conflict of interest.
Garrett Wells : I was just getting him coffee.
Shirley Schmidt : Well, you can't do that, either. I'll take a decaf, though. Thanks.
Garrett Wells : [quietly as he exits] Thank you.
Alan Shore : Shirley, I know we're fighting, but there's no reason to take it out on the children.
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Beverly Bridge : I know what you want, Shirley. And yes, Denny does still talk about you. He remembers his experiences with you so fondly. Did you know that he has a position called "The Schmidt"?
Shirley Schmidt : Would that be the one where I read a magazine while he lies passed out on the floor?
Beverly Bridge : That's not what I heard.