Boy Meets World (TV Series)

As Time Goes By (2000)

Will Friedle: Eric Matthews, Gumshoe

Quotes 

• Gumshoe : Hey, Dollface.

  Trixie : Hey.

  Gumshoe : I was talking to Fez-head.

• Gumshoe : Rory?

  Cory Matthews : Reric?

• Rory : We was all relaxed and happy until she came along. You're a very good looking man, by the way.

  Cory Matthews : Topanga was a very good person.

  Ella Fitzgerald-Kennedy : Yeah, well now she's good and dead.

  Receptionist : She ain't gonna bother us no more!

  Isaac 'Goodshot' Kelly : She was a stress case, man.

  Gumshoe : So somebody killed her. Now it's my job to find out whodunit.

  [Everyone whistles non-chalantly and heads for the door] 

  Gumshoe : Hey, hey, hey! Nobody move! You're all suspects.

  [They continue] 

  Gumshoe : Alright, you know, don't leave town.

  Cory Matthews : Hold on!

  [Everyone turns] 

  Cory Matthews : Okay, you know maybe Topanga was a little annoying. And maybe sometimes she made me a little exasperated. But I never once thought of doing this! Alright, maybe a little. But I never did it! Which is the difference between me

  [turns to face Rory] 

  Cory Matthews : and you. Now, tell me. Why did you do it?

  Rory : I did it because she was ruining my good time. She was ruining our entire way of life.

  Isaac 'Goodshot' Kelly : Yeah, she was.

  Receptionist : Yeah!

  Cory Matthews : Why is that? Because in your hearts you knew she was right? Because you knew that even though she'd change you, it'd be for the better? That's why I need her in my life. And you know why she needs me? Get up, Topanga.

  Topanga Matthews : I can't. I'm dead.

  Cory Matthews : No, you're not. This isn't real.

  Gumshoe : I knew that.

  Cory Matthews : This whole thing's a cartoon. It's pretend. But I think it's what you needed.

• Gumshoe : [narrating]  Fez-head and Costello. They're always together. People talk.

  Costello : Move away from me, Fez-head! People are talking.

  Fez-head : Don't flatter yourself, Gertrude.

• Gumshoe : [narrating, in voice over]  It was one of those nights. You know the kind. Like day but... darker. We'd had 'em before. Except tonight, somebody was dead. Now, it was my job to catch a murderer and believe me. There were plenty of suspects. Him, her, not the cop, her, him, her, that guy next to her... that guy him and of course the guy with the hat.

  [Gumshoe turns to the camera] 

  Gumshoe : Not me. I'm the guy talking.

• Trixie : Is this a bad time?

  Gumshoe : [narrating]  I had a feeling that if it wasn't yet, it was gonna be.

  Trixie : Gonna be what?

  Gumshoe : What?

  Trixie : Well, I just heard you say...

  Gumshoe : No, I didn't.

  Trixie : But I heard you.

  Gumshoe : [narrating]  She was as stubborn as a mule with twice the kick.

  Trixie : You did it again.

  Gumshoe : Did what?

  Trixie : [thinking]  Maybe this was a mistake.

  Gumshoe : What?

  Trixie : I didn't say anything.

  Gumshoe : [thinking, confused]  Yes, you did.

• Trixie : I know this may sound crazy but, I don't seem to know who I am or why I'm here. I seem to have lost track of my identity.

  Gumshoe : The case of the missing identity. I'm gonna need some ID

• Gumshoe : [narrating]  Something told me my services were no longer needed.

  Trixie : Your services are no longer needed.

  Gumshoe : [narrating]  Oh, yeah. It was her.

• Gumshoe : I'm the local gumshoe. That's gum... on my shoe.

• Receptionist : Ya got someone to see ya!

  Gumshoe : What do you mean? A case?

  Receptionist : No, silly. A person.