- Cory Matthews: You gave me bad advice, Feeny.
- George Feeny: What do you mean?
- Cory Matthews: You were in my dream, Mr. Feeny, and you gave me advice that sucked.
- George Feeny: I'm not responsible for dream Feeny! Why don't you start from the beginning?
- Cory Matthews: Every time I fall asleep, I dream that I kill Shawn. Now, what kind of person am I that would want my best friend dead?
- George Feeny: Well, now, you know you don't want Shawn dead.
- Cory Matthews: Oh, how do you know who I want dead?
- Cory Matthews: These are not good dreams I'm having, Shawn. I kill you in every one of them. I kill you good.
- Shawn Hunter: Like how?
- Cory Matthews: Well, I fed you thumbtack soup. I poured hot lava down your pants. I pulled your heart out with salad tongs. I set fire to your tie. I shredded you over pasta with a cheese grater. I dressed you up like a rooster and entered you in a cockfight.
- Shawn Hunter: Hmmm. How'd I do?
- Cory Matthews: Well, you won! But the crowd cried "fix," and it got ugly.