Boy Meets World (TV Series)

Torn between Two Lovers (Feeling Like a Fool) (1998)

Jay Harik: Raju

Quotes 

• Eric Matthews : Everybody hold your tests up like this.

  [Everyone does as he says] 

  Eric Matthews : Now, do this.

  [He rips it in half. Everyone uncomfortably follows suit] 

  Eric Matthews : There will be no test today! Throw away the textbooks, throw away the tests, throw awwwaaaaaayy the textbooks. You're my class now and for the first time in my life I'm the smartest guy in the room. Can we all just take a second and let that sink in?

  Raju : In my country, I was a nuclear physicist.

  Eric Matthews : Yeah, but see everybody here starts with a clean slate and as your proctologist, I'm gonna show you something.

  Raju : [terrified]  Please don't pick me.

• Raju : I'm lucky enough to have picked an ace!

  Eric Matthews : Oooh! An ace, okay. Category is pop culture.

  Raju : Uh, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. Launched the movie career of funnyman Jim Carrey.

  Eric Matthews : Very nice!

  George Feeny : [Comes in]  Do nothing! I said all I wanted you to do, was nothing! Just watch them take the test!

  Eric Matthews : Oh, no tests. We tore 'em up.

  George Feeny : You what?

  Eric Matthews : I understand what you were doing. You were testing me to see if I had initiative. You think I should be a teacher.

  George Feeny : No, I don't! I just wanted you to pass out the test! And what does Ace Ventura got to do with United States citizenship? Eric, for the love of God.

  Eric Matthews : Mr. Feeny, if you don't mind I'm in the middle of teaching a class. Minh! Your turn. Come on.

  [She takes a card] 

  Minh : I have a king.

  George Feeny : Let me guess. King Kong. Don King. Donkey Kong King.

  Eric Matthews : Okay, those were all good answers, weren't they? Except for the Donkey Kong King whatever. Look, Mr. Feeny, you can't play. You're already a citizen okay? Alright, Minh! You're holding a king. Category is, uh, civil rights.

  Minh : I have a dream. That my four little children will live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. Dr. Martin Luther King!

• Svetlana : You know, Mr. Feeny, all of us from different backgrounds are like cards in deck.

  Raju : Some cards are red. Some cards are black. Some are kings and queen and some are sixes and sevens.

  Minh : But without even one of them, the deck of cards doesn't work. And that's what Mr. Matthews says is America.