The Brady Bunch (TV Series)
Bobby's Hero (1973)
Mike Lookinland: Bobby Brady
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Quotes
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Mike Brady : I think you're going to find this gentleman very interesting, did you know that his father actually knew Jesse James?
Bobby Brady : He did? Wow am I glad to meet you!
Jethroe Collins : I hear Jesse's a hero of yours.
Bobby Brady : I wrote a whole composition about him for school.
Jethroe Collins : I wrote a whole book about Jesse James, only he wasn't a hero to me.
Bobby Brady : He wasn't?
Jethroe Collins : Nope, Jesse James killed my father.
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Jethroe Collins : Jesse James killed my father.
Bobby Brady : He did?
Jethroe Collins : Shot him in the back, that's how he usually shot them, too cowardly to face them I guess.
Bobby Brady : I can't believe that, Mr. Collins.
Carol Brady : He's telling the truth, Bobby.
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Jethroe Collins : Son, you know the legends, I know the facts.
Mike Brady : Mr. Collins, why don't you tell Bob about how it was with your father?
Jethroe Collins : Well, I was just a little boy at the time. My father was riding a train to California, Jesse James held it up.
Bobby Brady : Did they have a shootout?
Jethroe Collins : Well, wasn't much of a shootout, my father had his face to the wall, his hands in the air, and not wearing a gun.
Bobby Brady : Then why'd Jesse James shoot him?
Jethroe Collins : Because that's the kind of man that Jesse James was, a mean dirty killer. My mother used to cry about it in her sleep. When I was old enough to understand, I used to have nightmares about it myself. Awful nightmares, about that train robbery.
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Bobby Brady : You're supposed to be on the train.
Cindy Brady : No I'm not, now I'm the posse hunting you down.
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Cindy Brady : [chasing Bobby into the kitchen where Alice is mopping] Jesse James, you're under arrest!
Bobby Brady : No way, you can't arrest me here.
Cindy Brady : Why not?
Bobby Brady : I just crossed the Rio Grande River, THIS is Mexico.
Alice Nelson : Well vamoose you caballeros, because all of Mexico is going to get mopped up.
