- Reverend Corderey: Since when are lawyers taking the moral high ground?
- Henry Farmer: When the cHurch began confusing morals and ethics.
- Ray Scanlon: Vicar... Corderoy... nabbed in Soho in Soho for flashin' his todger. What you might call an open and shut case.
- Clerk of the Court: So sorry. No physical contact with the children. You put your hand on her shoulder.
- Henry Farmer: And you pick your nose.