- [Stone taking his beat-up car to a mechanic]
- Ezekiel Stone: Come on, can't you keep at least one end from smoking?
- Weiland Bodard: Maybe with a nicotine patch.
- [laughs]
- [After Stone buys a used, wrecked car from The Devil]
- The Devil: Don't worry about that ping. All she needs is a little TLC.
- Ezekiel Stone: TLC?
- The Devil: Transmission - Lights - Chassis.
- [Stone opens a car door for a passenger]
- Jocelyn Paige: Very gentlemanly of you, Mr. Stone.
- Ezekiel Stone: Actually, it doesn't open from the inside.
- Jocelyn Paige: Why shouldn't you know the whole truth? It's not as if you'll ever leave this house alive.
- Ezekiel Stone: I've got news for you. I never entered it alive.