- Michael Caffee: [arguing over who should play center field] Pete, you throw like a girl.
- Pete McGonagle: [after the two of them take out a group of Armenians] Listen, I don't throw like a fuckin' girl. All right?
- Michael Caffee: It's not the best part of your game, is it?
- Pete McGonagle: It's a cruel thing to fuckin' say!
- Michael Caffee: All right, all right. I take it back. You don't throw like a girl.