Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Doppelgangland (1999)

Ethan Erickson: Percy West

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Quotes 

• Percy West : [bumping into Vamp Willow]  Hey... Rosenberg? What are you doing, trick-or-treating? You're supposed to be at home doing my history report. I flunk that class, you're in big trouble with Snyder. Till we graduate, I own your ass.

  Vamp Willow : Bored now.

  [shoves Percy across the room] 

• [last lines] 

  Buffy Summers : You wanna go out tonight?

  Willow Rosenberg : Strangely, I feel like staying at home... and doing my homework... and flossing... and dying a virgin.

  Buffy Summers : You know, you can OD on virtue.

  Willow Rosenberg : Between me and my evil self, I have double guilt coupons. I see now where the path of vice leads. I mean, she messed up everything she touched. I don't ever wanna be like that.

  [Percy, who had previously been attacked by Willow, actually Vamp Willow, when he asked about doing his homework, walks up] 

  Percy West : Hey. Uh, hi.

  Willow Rosenberg : [Willow still thinking she has to do his homework]  Oh, hi, listen, I didn't have a chance...

  Percy West : Okay, so, I did the outline for the paper on Roosevelt. It turns out there were two President Roosevelts, so I didn't know exactly which one to do, so I did both. Um, and I know they're kinda-kinda short, but, um, I can flesh them out. Oh, and-and here's the bibliography. Um, and I can retype that if you want. You just let me know what I did wrong and I'll get on that.

  [Percy leaves comes back with an apple for Willow and leaves again] 

  Buffy Summers : You wanna go out tonight?

  Willow Rosenberg : Nine sound good?

• Vamp Willow : [has just shoved Percy after he tried to intimidate her; he's landed on the pool table and done a reverse somersault to the floor]  I'm having an awful night.

  [grabs Percy by the neck and hauls him to a standing position] 

  Vamp Willow : You want to make it better?

  [Percy struggles and grabs her neck, both uselessly] 

  Xander Harris : [addressing some onlookers to Percy and Vamp Willow's altercation]  What's going on? Is there a funny thing?

  [Sees what he thinks is Percy attacking Willow and rushes over] 

  Xander Harris : Back off!

  [throws Percy to the floor] 

  Xander Harris : Stay the hell away from her!

  Percy West : Okay - sure!

  [scrambles away] 

  Vamp Willow : Xander!

  Xander Harris : Will.

  [taking in her black-leather-and-frill outfit] 

  Xander Harris : Changing the look not an idle threat with you.

  Vamp Willow : You're alive!

  [starts hugging Xander] 

  Xander Harris : Ah, Will, this is verging on naughty touching here. Don't want to fall back into bad habits...

  [Vamp Willow's arms slide all the way down his back] 

  Xander Harris : Hands!

  [steps back] 

  Xander Harris : Hands in new places!

  Vamp Willow : You're *alive*.

  Xander Harris : You mentioned that before. Will, are you okay?

  Vamp Willow : [sadly]  No. Everything's different.

  Buffy Summers : [walking up]  There you are.

  Xander Harris : Hey, Buff.

  Buffy Summers : Aren't you going to introduce me to your... holy god, you're Willow.

  Vamp Willow : [to Buffy]  *You*

  Buffy Summers : You know what? I-I like the look. It's..um... it's extreme, but it looks good, you know? It's a leather thing. And, uh...

  [to Xander] 

  Buffy Summers : I said "extreme" already, right?

  Vamp Willow : [menacingly]  I don't like you.

  Buffy Summers : Will, I'm sorry about today. You know my foot likes to live in my mouth, but you know, you really didn't have to prove anything.

  Vamp Willow : Leaving now

  [turns away] 

  Xander Harris : Will, gotta say, not loving the new you.