Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Doppelgangland (1999)

Anthony Head: Rupert Giles

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Quotes 

• [the gang looks at the vampire version of Willow from an alternate reality] 

  Rupert Giles : It's extraordinary.

  Willow Rosenberg : It's horrible. That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil, and skanky... And I think I'm kinda gay.

  Buffy Summers : Willow, just remember, a vampire's personality has nothing to do with the person it was.

  Angel : Well, actually...

  [pauses as Willow and Buffy look at him] 

  Angel : That's a good point.

• Willow Rosenberg : It's really nice that you guys missed me. Say, you all didn't happen to do a bunch of drugs, did ya?

  Xander Harris : Will, we saw you at the Bronze... A vampire.

  Willow Rosenberg : I'm not a vampire.

  Buffy Summers : You are. I-I mean you-you-you were... Giles, planning on jumping in with an explanation any time soon?

  Rupert Giles : Well, uh, something... something, um, very strange is happening.

  Xander Harris : Can you believe the Watcher's Council let this guy go?

• Willow Rosenberg : [to Buffy about Principal Snyder]  I just hate the way he bullies people. He just assumes everyone's time is his.

  Rupert Giles : Willow, get on the computer. I want you to take another pass at accessing the mayor's files.

  Willow Rosenberg : [cheerily]  Okay.

• [Faith strides into the library, followed by a winded Wesley] 

  Faith : [sarcastically]  Well, that was a blast.

  Rupert Giles : How did it go?

  Faith : Princess Margaret here had a little trouble keeping up.

• Xander Harris : So, uh, what do we do now?

  Rupert Giles : We still have to get to the Bronze.

  Angel : Well, even if they're supposed to wait for her they may start feeding. Vampires are not notoriously reliable.

  Xander Harris : [Hopefully]  So we charge in, much in the style of John Wayne?

  Rupert Giles : High casualty risk. I haven't any other plan, though.

  Buffy Summers : [Raises her hand]  Uh, I have a really bad idea.